My First Job

Alan Ayckbourn has spent his entire life in theatre – straight from the moment he left school in 1956 to the present day.

This article published in 1977 by the playwright sees Alan Ayckbourn talk about his first job and earliest experiences in theatre.

This and many other articles by Alan Ayckbourn can be found in the Articles section of his official website here.

My First Job by Alan Ayckbourn

I left school on a Friday and landed a job the following Monday – £3 a week as an ASM with Sir Donald Wolfit in Edinburgh at the Festival.

Alan Ayckbourn (1956) © Haydonning Ltd

The main reason he employed me was that I’d been in the School Cadet Corps and could endure long periods on my feet without fainting. Part of the job, you see, entailed playing a silent Spanish soldier and the last guy had kept keeling over.

So I’d stand on-stage for an hour watching the great man in action while he simultaneously addressed the audience and flung obscene comments about them upstage. The nicest thing I ever heard him say was `slow-witted fools’; the rest is unprintable.

That was my brutal initiation into the theatre. And absolutely marvellous it was too.

No matter if I was only earning £3 a week. I was like someone in love. If I’d had any doubts about making the theatre my career, being in Edinburgh at festival time with a man like Wolfit would have totally dispelled them.

One minute there’d been this strict school timetable; the next I was out in the big wide world. I don’t think I ate for days because no one told me to take a lunch break. Most of the time, though, I spent polishing the furniture.

Wolfit gave me lots of good advice like, ‘Drink the Guinness before the show and the gin afterwards’. All sheer magic to me, the closest thing to working with Irving.

I must say though that I thought all theatre must be like that. When I went from there to Worthing and Leatherhead and Oxford and, finally, Scarborough, I really got quite a shock to discover that some people in it were normal after all.

But as a first job, it really fired and inspired me. At that stage, I thought I was going to be an actor. Writing was just a means of propagating myself – coming up with dishy parts for myself to star in. Then it was time to get out – I was spoiling the plays.

Article by Alan Ayckbourn and copyright of Haydonning Ltd. Please do not reproduce without permission of the copyright holder.

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